brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

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tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

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chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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